STICKY
It's a Work thing
There are two kinds of marriages in Nairobi. The kind you sign for at Sheria House, with rings and witnesses and a cake your auntie will complain about for fifteen years afterwards. And the kind that just happens, quietly, in the soft fluorescent light between the photocopier and the coffee machine, on the 14th floor of Goodman Tower in Westlands. I had both. I did not know it yet, but by Friday, one of them would try to kill me.
My name is Brenda Achieng. I am twenty-six, allegedly an adult, and a senior associate at Voltage Marketing. My CV says I do brand strategy. My actual job is to take meeting notes, decode the CEO’s mood swings, and absorb blame on behalf of men who own more property than I own shoes. I am very good at it. I have an MBA. I am, my mother insists at every family WhatsApp call, still a disappointment.
This story begins on a Tuesday, because nothing good has ever begun on a Tuesday in this country. It also begins with a sticky note. Yellow. Stuck to my monitor like it had been waiting for me since 1998. Three words, in handwriting that looked suspiciously like mine.
“I know everything.”
I laughed. Then I noticed Dennis was already at his desk, watching me over the rim of his monitor with that face he makes, the one that says he has been awake since 4 a.m. and would commit small crimes for a samosa.
Dennis Kamau is my work husband. We did not choose this. It happened the way these things happen, slowly and then all at once. He started bringing me coffee. I started bringing him mandazi. He defended me in a meeting last March when Mr. Mwendwa asked why our Q2 numbers looked like Wi-Fi bars in a Kibera shack. He walked me to my matatu stage on the evening my real husband, the legal one, forgot our anniversary for the second consecutive year. By month four, the office had decided. By month six, we had quietly decided too. Now Dennis knows my coffee order, my younger sister’s name, and the exact face I make on Zoom seconds before I cry. He has never seen me without lipstick. He never will.
“Bren,” he said, in that low voice he uses when he wants to be casual but is not. “You okay?”
“Yeah. Just a prank.”
“Show me.”
I should have shown him. I did not. Some animal part of me, the part that grew up reading Nancy Drew under a paraffin lamp during KPLC blackouts, said no. Not yet.
The lift dinged across the office and out walked my work wife.
Sintamei is a five foot ten Maasai woman from Kajiado with cheekbones designed by a committee and the moral framework of a discounted lawyer. She wears red lipstick, exclusively, even to funerals. She has called me five different pet names in the time it took her to find parking at Sarit. She is, against all logic and every personal red flag, my closest friend in this building. We met in the bathroom on my first day, when I was crying about my probation review. She handed me a tissue, a piece of gum, and a phone number for a divorce attorney “just in case.” We have been one organism since.
“Bee,” she sang, dropping a brown paper bag on my desk. “Mahamri. Still warm. From that mama outside Westgate, you know the one.”
“Sin, you are a goddess.”
“I know.”
She kissed the air near my cheek, the way she always does, and breezed past Dennis without acknowledging him. Dennis went still. He always goes still when she is in the room. I had assumed for a year that they hated each other. The kind of hatred that comes from once being something else.
I unfolded the mahamri bag and a second sticky note fluttered out.
Yellow. My handwriting. Four words this time.
“Ask her about him.”
I looked up. Sintamei was already at her desk, laughing at something on her phone, head thrown back, throat exposed like a woman who had never been afraid of anything. Dennis was watching her too. His coffee was untouched.
Mama Joyce came past with her chapati basket. “Brenda, my dear, you look tired. You are not sleeping?”
“I slept fine, mum.”
She tutted, the way only Kenyan women over fifty can tut, a sound that contains the disappointment of generations and the foreknowledge of every divorce ever filed. “You are lying. But okay.”
She moved on. I waited until she was three desks away, then I opened my drawer.
Inside, on top of my notebook, was another sticky note. I had not put it there. I had not opened that drawer since Friday. The cleaning lady does not touch our drawers. Nobody touches our drawers.
Six words.
“He is going to leave you.”
He. He who? Dennis? My actual husband? Mr. Mwendwa, who had once stood too close to me at the lift? The nameless intern, with whom I had shared one awkward elevator ride during which he had aggressively complimented my earrings? The floor of Goodman Tower did that thing where it shifts very slightly, and I could not tell whether it was the building swaying in the wind or my blood sugar plummeting into Eastlands.
I picked up my phone with hands that did not feel like mine and texted my husband. The real one. The one whose name is on the title deed.
“Babe, are we okay?”
Three dots. Then nothing. Then three dots again. Then, finally, four words.
“We need to talk.”
In Nairobi, in my generation, “we need to talk” is the worst sentence in the English language. It ranks above “the matatu has broken down on Mombasa Road” and just below “your KRA PIN has been flagged for review.”
I looked up.
Dennis and Sintamei were both staring at me. From opposite ends of the open-plan office, over the heads of fourteen other employees, in the exact same posture, with the exact same expression. As if they had rehearsed it. As if they had been waiting.
The yellow sticky note in my palm felt suddenly warm, like it had a pulse.
Somewhere in the building, the lift dinged again.
And the worst part, the part that still wakes me up at 3 a.m. months later, is that I already knew, in the way a woman always knows, that whoever stepped out of that lift next was not coming for the printer.
They were coming for me.




The suspense
Part 2 where?!